January 2012
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hm
i uh well
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i lost my innocence in private school okay
you pay $850 a month to be the most scandulous thingse ver
i look semi-sane and innocent until you look at my tags on posts
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louis has got 2 be bi
and the fact that harry asked ‘are you bi’ in that one swedish video
gmh
tbh
whatever
i need to stop talking
i keep writing ‘squidward smells’ on tables at school and so far people have written GOOD under 90% of them
i’m so based
i literally don’t know what i’m saying
MORGNAS ICON IS TRIPPING ME UP IT’S LIKE I’M TALKING TO MYSELF GOD
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this is all of morgan’s reactions to 1d (in order)
this is hilarious
also she is on the goddamn left even tho that is a picture of me
identity theft is not a joke, jim
(more under the cut)
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I just tried using Liam Neeson's speech from the...
Amazon Customer Service Rep: Sir, we're very sorry but your package won't ship until the 16th of September unless you upgrade your shipping.
Me: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for overnight charges, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skill...s that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my package go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Amazon Customer Service Rep: I'm sorry sir, but you're going to have to talk to my sales manager.
woops i just sent morgan more 1d songs
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valkyries replied to your post: morgan isn’t going to admit it herself but she…
youre a bITCH
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morgan isn’t going to admit it herself but she likes one direction
congratulations i just totally outdid myself with that one
slam dunk the funk bitches
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littlechampion replied to your post: PENIS
has morgan given in to super gay force that is 1d
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PENIS
i was going through the crown royal tag and this guy posted a pic of himself naked but the bottle over his ding a ling and hes like ‘can’t seem to drink this without getting naked’
i feel you bro i feel you
valkyries:
i’m squidward rn and
i think i might
like krabby patties
fr0zen-creek asked: what's better: harry styles or sleep
G
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mileyhighrus:
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
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i need to stop saying ‘i will literally blow you’
clearly i’m talking about my nose
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i have a secret i have a secret i have a secret but i can’t tell anyone because i’ve been threatened with bodily harm
